Countdown to Valentine's Day - Why Valentine's Day Sucks! 8 Days and Counting ...
Valentine's Day sucks because it is a consumer holiday designed to make people spend ridiculous sums of money on cue! It does two things: forces good partners to feel like they have to play along (or else risk looking like bad partners) and makes bad partners look great (at least for one day of the year)!
Without Valentine's Day, relationships and the people involved in them wouldn't be judged on their appearance on one prescribed day per year - they would be judged all the time!
Of course, if you aren't into judging people, well, aren't you better than the rest of us! :)
Request "Valentine's Day" at your local radio station, and check out the video on the band's YouTube channel!